Showing posts with label howlers. Show all posts
Showing posts with label howlers. Show all posts

Saturday 24 January 2015

You had one job........


A sharp-eyed reader pointed North Coast Voices in the direction of one of NSW Nationals MP for Clarence Chris Gulaptis' 2014 newsletters.

Mr. Gulaptis is not so important to parliament or his party that he wouldn't have had ample time available to approve this newsletter and, one wonders why he let these three sentences pass on to publication.

[Chris Gulaptis Clarence Valley Newsletter, 30 June 2014]

Did Gulaptis really mean to say that the National Party and its Liberal Party partner had prevaricated and failed to fund this second bridge for sixteen years?

Surely he was intending to have a dig at the former NSW Labor Government instead?

Does he also mean to say that he alone convinced the NSW Government to fund this new bridge?

Can he have forgotten that his own party in Opposition had promised Grafton this bridge in 2005, seven years before he stood for election? This pledge was repeated again in 2011 when in government and, seventeen months before the surprise by-election which saw Gulaptis elected, the then Member for Clarence told parliament that; Planning is well on the way: at present, possible sites are being considered. Indeed the NSW Dept. of Planning & Environment as well as Roads & Maritime Services have been progressing the second crossing for years.

Wednesday 3 September 2014

Find the Howlers Competition (sponsored by The Daily Examiner)


We've all misplaced things at times. However, yesterday's Daily Examiner excelled itself (well, sort of) when it had trouble placing a comma and an apostrophe in a letter to the editor from a correspondent .

Find the howlers in the letter below and then forward them and your details to the Examiner.


Saturday 21 June 2014

Ginger's howler


Today's Daily Examiner has provided its readers with another opportunity to test their spelling.












Credit: Digital edition of DEX, 21/6/2014

Saturday 16 November 2013

Today's APN reading competition


A court report appearing in an APN newspaper today makes one wonder what was deleted from the report. Readers who work out the answer might forward it to the editor of The Northern Star The Daily Examiner.

NCV suspects the editor probably has some prizes for readers who provide the correct answer. (Hint: find ****)

NCV apologises to The Northern Star for having previously stated that it carried the blooper. Having seen its print edition NCV acknowledges that the Star doesn't carry the blooper; however, the piece which was written by a Star journalist appears in the Examiner (see below) with the colourful language.

Image credit: APN

Thursday 29 August 2013

Shame, DEX, shame


If there's not a red face or two at The Daily Examiner office today, especially in its classifieds department, there bl**dy well should be.

Today's Examiner has an In Memoriam notice with a conspicuous blooper (see below).
Enough said!

Credits: None worthy of mentioning!

Sunday 2 December 2012

Support your local climate sceptic this Xmas?


Twenty bucks plus another eight in postage will get you this little self-published book.
A perfect gift for those rednecks perched on back branches of the family Chrissie tree.
Throw in something shiny and a bootlegged copy of Duelling Banjos and they won't bother you for the next twelve months.  
              

Friday 31 August 2012

Waving a red flag at an ol' meeja dugga boy


Teh Kouk had this to say about Teh Ego:
“The executive director of The Sydney Institute, Gerard Henderson, ventures into economics in today’s column in the SMH. Here is the link.
http://www.smh.com.au/opinion/politics/toss-the-boss-palaver-leaders-economic-legacy-the-real-issue-20120806-23q5r.html
In writing about budget, Mr Henderson makes some howlers – he gets deficits and surpluses mixed up and percentage changes are wrong. And have a guess which direction those errors are? Do you think they make a Labor government look worse or better?
Yep – you got it! All of the errors make Labor look worse, not the other way around….”


Sunday 17 June 2012

Daily Examiner subeditors asleep at their desks

Want further evidence that APN's Daily Examiner is is in a rush to get to the bottom of the barrel? The schoolboy howlers shown below appeared on the paper's front page on Friday and its website, respectively.

Sample 1:


Sample 2:


However, to the Examiner's credit, it still has a bit to go before it hits rock bottom. When we see it printing things such as those included in a piece in The Melbourne Argus on 6 July 1940 (see below) we'll know it's arrived at that destination.



Credit: The Melbourne Argus, 6/10/1940 courtesy of the National Library of Australia's Trove