Garden weeds don’t respond to verbal threats but require a show of strength
My bank balance refuses to grow during the night
The Tooth Fairy doesn’t pay out on broken fillings
Aussie kids are into professional begging on All Hallows Eve
Aussie kids are into professional begging on All Hallows Eve
Cardinal George Pell thinks religion trumps science
Australian Leader of the Opposition Tony Abbott won’t shut his mouth for even a nanosecond
Journalist Andrew Bolt hasn’t migrated yet
NSW Premier Barry O’Farrell is
NSW Environment Minster Robyn Parker refuses to resign
NSW Police still haven’t charged admitted law breaker Steve Cansdell
Every time some silly bugger doesn't like what the Gillard Government is doing they yell "Tax!"
Too many pollies resign after an election because they don't want to do the hard slog in Opposition
There are people who'll vote for the NSW Shooters and Fishers Party
Australian multinational corporations still haven’t learned that foreign CEOs like Alan Joyce have no understanding of the national psyche
North Coast Nats’ Chris Gulaptis doesn’t know where to find a definition of “truth in advertising” or “political honesty”
NSW Country Labor’s Peter Ellem is dancing around the subject of antimony mining on the NSW North Coast
NSW Christian Democratic Party’s Bethany Camac thinks it’s fine to insult some of the very people she supposedly wants to represent
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